NASA Draws Penis On Mars
The Mars rover has only been on the red planet since August of last year. But mankind has already marked its territory. Check out this photo of what appears to be a giant penis, created by the wheels...
View ArticleFundawear. Turn On or Buzz Off?
Last time on Turn On or Buzz Off, we introduced you to Buxxer, a tiny explorer with an unusually phallic, vibrating helmet. We didn’t have much information on this toy, but it was love at first sight...
View ArticleStudy Finds Funny People Have Sex Appeal
Photo of Eli OIsberg & TJ Miller by Megan Baker. Here’s good news for our comedian friends. Psychologists at Stirling University in the UK have found that funny guys are perceived as more...
View ArticleDildology
Ever wonder if that “phthalate-free dildo” you purchased is really phthalate-free? Or if that silicone vibrator you’ve got your eye on is 100% silicone? Meet Dildology, a new nonprofit organization...
View ArticleThe Orgasmatron
In Woody Allen’s 1973 comedy Sleeper, “The Orgasmatron” was a futuristic machine that gave instant sexual pleasure to its users. A couple would step inside and emerge moments later, disheveled and...
View ArticleShould You Go Bare Down There?
Whether by shaving, waxing, plucking or electrolysis, Americans have become increasingly obsessed with taming and eliminating pesky pubic hair. The era of the 70s porn bush is long gone, replaced by...
View ArticleThe Origins of Heterosexuality
Where does heterosexuality come from? Is it genetic? Or do people choose to be straight? Let the funny folks from Philadelphia sketch comedy group Bird Text explain the origins of hetero sex. All...
View ArticleHow Common is Throat Cancer from HPV?
Actor Michael Douglas made news over the weekend by revealing that his recent illness from throat cancer was the result of contracting HPV from cunnilingus. (Yesterday, he seemed to walk back that...
View ArticleWill This Become the Gold Standard for Birth Control?
A few months ago, we told you about RISUG, a promising male birth control method in which a nontoxic polymer is injected into the vas deferens, sterilizing sperm. Now there’s another birth control...
View ArticleHPV Vaccine Cuts Infection Rate In Half
There’s great news in the fight against HPV. The vaccine is working! The New York Times reports: Infection with the viral strains that cause cancer dropped to 3.6 percent among girls ages 14 to 19 in...
View ArticleThis Just In
CNN’s reports on the effects of hunting have been greatly exaggerated. h/t @Sarah Sloane
View ArticleRIP Virginia Johnson
On Wednesday, we lost Virginia Johnson, one of the trailblazers of modern sex research. Along with her partner, William H. Masters, she revolutionized the study of human sexuality. Masters and Johnson...
View ArticleDo Orgasms Make You Smarter?
Another excuse to spend some time with your favorite vibe (or your favorite partner)! Apparently, having an orgasm is one of the best things you can do for your brain. Mensa, here we come! h/t...
View ArticleSemen Is Not the New Superfood
Do you lie awake at night wondering how semen fits into your diet? No? Well, just in case, Jezebel has broken down semen’s nutritional content, for avid health-foodies and curious laypeople alike. The...
View ArticleRobots Are the Future of Dating
Today, Nerve posted a list of wacky new technological gadgets that can double as dating aides. These include the dog robot, pictured above, which checks your feet for unseemly odor before you head out...
View ArticleMasturbation for Better Menopause
It turns out that vibrators are good for something other than making people happy and curing hysteria. Dr. Mary Jane Minkin, of Yale University School of Medicine, has been recommending the use of a...
View ArticleSounds Like A Bad Idea
Yes, this is an x-ray of a fork stuck in someone’s urethra. The unlucky man got himself to the emergency room twelve hours after inserting the fork, in the worst attempt at sounding we’ve ever heard...
View ArticleCurious About the Clitoris?
Want to know more about your or your partner’s clitoris? Or do you just like winning arguments? (We do.) Either way, Em and Lo, authors of Sex: How to do Everything, have the facts. Did you know that...
View ArticleAll About Animal Sex
When it comes to sex, the animal kingdom is endlessly entertaining. Did you know that dolphins do it in the blowhole, or that hedgehogs engage in oral sex? Out in nature, there’s an orgy everywhere...
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